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Subject: Funny SMS
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cortex 18.02.09 - 06:48am
What is the one useless thing, wch is attached to your nose ?
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IT's You ... *
cortex 18.02.09 - 06:50am
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ???
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON...
1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata. *
cortex 19.02.09 - 03:41am
Arz kia hai...
Zameen e uthi,
Falak pe hhaa gayi...
Wah...
Wah...
Wah...
Zameen Se uthi,
Falak pe Chaa gayi,
Naso Naso hanerii aa gai 
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cortex 23.02.09 - 06:55am
Aik larka ne apnay Dada ji se poocha:Dada ji! Aap ne mera brush to nahen use kiya?
Dada ji hasrat se bolay:Beta mere to daant hi nahen hain *
parigul 24.02.09 - 09:06am
sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya
coz
he did english translationlike:
1.main aam admi nai hun.
(i m nt a mango man)
2.sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(colda & hota is fruit)
3.muje b english aati ha.
(english comes to me also)
4.do aur do brabar chaar.
(give and give equal to four)........ *
parigul 24.02.09 - 12:30pm
Biscuit walay ka LUV LETTER.....
Dear MARIE!Today is GOODDAY.I m in GALA land.U have made my life SOOPER. I m the PRINCE of ur heart.I want to buy u BAKERY,so u can give me a TREAT everyday.U have krackjacked my JAM HEART.now i m in 50-50 position.plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.tumhara TIGER. *
cortex 24.02.09 - 07:57pm
Zindagi mein
- Paisa,
- Payar,
- Dost,
Sub aatey hain
Jatay hain...
Par tootay huay daant wapis nai Aate..
Samajhdar hein umeed hai SMS bhejte rahein gey! *
cortex 24.02.09 - 08:01pm
1 Sardaar Ji shadi mai bahut der tk kha raha tha
Kisi nai pocha kitna khao gay
Sardar Ji: mai tu kha kha k thak gaya ho laikn Card mai likha tha
Dinner:7pm-10pm *
cortex 24.02.09 - 08:05pm
Bhoolti nahi mujhe aj bhi wo barsat ki rat FARAZ...!
mooli ke parathay kha ker jab us ne mahol badal dia...! 
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parigul 26.02.09 - 02:34pm
WO Aae Hum Dekhte Rahe
Wo Muskrae Hum Chup Rahe
Wo Bolte Rahe Hum Sunte Rahe
Unho Ne kuch Pocha Hm Shant Rahe
Jab Wo Jane Lage To Hum Chilae
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SIR Attendence To Le Lain *
parigul 26.02.09 - 02:44pm
Advices for Students
1.Kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagain ge
2.hamesha late class me jao is tara har teacher tume yad rakhe ga
3.Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh k na jao
4.Zyada parhny se time zaya hota ha aur time zaya karna gunah ha
5.kabhi viva na do kuin k bay izat ho k liye howay 2 marks se izzat kay 0 marks achay., *
cortex 27.02.09 - 07:26am
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! *
parigul 1.03.09 - 01:35pm
How desi Proffesor speaks English:
1.Dont dare talk in Front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.take 5cm wire of any length!
4.All of u Stand in a straight circle!
5.Be quiet.....the prin l just passed away!
6.y are u looking at the monkey outside the window when i m here? *
cortex 1.03.09 - 01:42pm
Very funny 
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cortex 2.03.09 - 11:22am
Nokrani:malkin aap udas q hain?
malkin: tumhare saab apni office ki kisi larki se pyar krte hain.
Nokrani: naheeeeeeeee!
sahab muje dhoka nahi de sakte!! *
cortex 11.03.09 - 07:40am
Ustad: Beta tawanai (energy) se kiya muraad hay?
ird: Jis taway par naai (barber) betha ho usko tawanaai kehtay hain
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parigul 20.03.09 - 06:28pm
Ab Faraz ki Poems choti classes mein parhai jaen gi
Baby baby yes Faraz
Eating sugar no Faraz
Telling lie no Faraz
Open ur mouth Faraz Faraz Faraz *
parigul 20.03.09 - 06:36pm
Agar aap Gul Ahmed k kaprey pehnien ge,tou:
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ZARA SOCHIYE!
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GUL AHMED KYA PEHNEY GA???
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cortex 20.03.09 - 07:25pm
Keep it up, parigul. 
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cortex 20.03.09 - 07:26pm
Log to hamari jaan k itne dushman huay FARAZ
K Bathroom k Lotay mein koi lal mirchein daal gaya. *
cortex 28.03.09 - 04:52pm
Pappu k ghar guest a gaey
Maa ne kaha
Jao beta ja k MehMano k liay kuch le k ao
Pappu bahar gaya aur
RAKSHA le aya. *
parigul 8.05.09 - 06:58pm
2pathan aik hadse me mar gae.
farishta aya dono se pucha kon ho?
wo bolay muslims.
aik se pucha naam kia ha?
wo bola Ikhlas..
farishte ne kaha surat Ikhlas sunao,
us ne jaldi se suna di.'
farishte ne dosre se naam pocha to wo pareshan ho k bola
naam to yaseen ha.
magar pyar se sb kauser khty hain:-)
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cortex 16.05.09 - 07:37pm
Ek Pathan naya Doctor bana Doctor banne k bad us ne phla operation kya operation theater se nikal kr kehta he
ya ALLAH
mera phla gift kabool krna. *
cortex 18.06.09 - 09:06pm
USTAD:
Magar ka jumla banao.
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BACHA:
wo mare aagay aagay thay aur main un k MAGAR MAGAR tha. *
cortex 14.10.09 - 06:57pm
Newton's wife to newton: how m i looking?
Newton:tan c/sin c
Wife: what?
Newton: tan c / sin c
=(sin c / cos c) /sin c
= sin c/sin c . Cos c
=1/cos c
=SEC c!!! *
carmilla 15.10.09 - 11:37pm
Thats an educational joke. lol *
cortex 16.10.09 - 10:29pm
Doctor to patient: U look like my 3rd wife.
Patient: How much wives do u have?
Doctor: 2 *
cortex 13.11.09 - 05:29pm
What is FEAR?
Fear is that deep feeling when pages of your books still smell new and the exam is just one day away!!!! *
cortex 13.11.09 - 05:30pm
Theorist vs Experimentalist
An Exp & Theo went on a camping trip, setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, Exp wakes his Theo friend & asks:
Look up the sky & tell me what you see?
Theo: I see millions of stars.
Exp: And what does that tell you?
Theo: Theoretically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies & planets.
Exp remained silent for a moment then said: U r stupid! Practically, some one has stolen our tent! *
